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Job Simpas, a.k.a "AJ". FIL-AM. Half Filipino, Half Amazing. Joke! Half Ambisysoso! :)
Naniniwala ako sa kasabihang, "Follow your dreams, follow your heart but most of all, FOLLOW ME. :D
Magaling ako magbigay ng payo/advice. Pero isa din naman ako sa mga Dakilang Tanga :)

Sino ba talaga ang masusunod. GF o BF?

Gf: Umiinom ka nanaman?

Bf: Bakit naman?!

Gf: Umuwi ka na kasi!

Bf: Hindi sa lahat ng oras controlin mo lang ako! Hindi lahat ng sinasabi mo susundin ko! Ayokong umuwi!

Gf: So?!! Break nalang tayo!

Bf: Sige!

Gf: Anong sige?!

Bf: Sige. Uuwi na ako  Hindi ka naman ma biro mahal ko. Iloveyou!

21 hours ago on August 31st | J | 2 notes
Baby tawagan, kaibigan turingan.
1 day ago on August 30th | J | 3 notes
One day you’ll realize my worth and how much I cared for you.
3 days ago on August 28th | J | 6 notes

I masturbated almost all day but almost is never enough

6 days ago on August 25th | J | 8 notes
Missing you and not being able to do anything about it generally makes me moody, easily annoyed and emotionally frustrated.
1 week ago on August 25th | J | 4 notes
Gusto kita I-cuddle tapos I-kiss sa noo.
1 week ago on August 18th | J | 7 notes
Sometimes I wonder what it feels like to be loved forever.
2 weeks ago on August 15th | J | 14 notes

ernbarassing:

the better my hair looks the better i function in school

it’s a metaphor, my hair is a mess so is school

3 weeks ago on August 10th | J | 174,578 notes

wheatdealer:

*uses panorama to take dick pic*

3 weeks ago on August 10th | J | 160,589 notes
Minsan sa pabirong landian nagsisimula ang seryosong pagmamahalan.
3 weeks ago on August 10th | J | 12 notes